Let me call them poems

When some friends told that I have written some humour funny Arabic poems, I started thinking that they might be right, as it says there is no smoke without a fire. While before that I used to think that the majority of these poems are really silly and dont worth to be posted anywhere, now i am thinking of what the heck if these may bring a smile to someone, so why not give it a try and post.

Ok, here I will post two short ones:

The first one is in meedan style. The meedan is a very traditional Omani poem style that spreads mostly in two regions in Oman, Al Batina and Al-Sharqya. The meedan style is unique in the cunning style of its words meaning. I am not good in it but I do love some pieces of such style.
So one day, a friend of mine invited another guy for a group dinner and instead of inviting him after Moghrob prayer, he told him by mistake after the Isha prayer. So the guy came automatically late and unfortunately the food finished and plates were licked. So the guy for sure disappointed (Even though he is historically unlucky anyway) and blamed the inviter, so I came up with those pieces describing the scene:


الأول:

ماجيتني يوم الصحن طاح ع الجلاًس ... وجيتني يوم الصحون ملحسة
يطرب فؤادي ب غرفة الملاًس ... بس بعذرك لانه اموري منًحسة

رد عليه الثاني

نرجو السموحة يا رفيع الراس ... امرك بسيط بنعالجه وبنهندسه
بنجيبلك راس وراس وراس ... وبنحطلك فوق ا لعيوش محمًسة

معاني الكلمات:
ماجيتني يوم الصحن طاح ع الجًلاس: اي لم تخبرني بالوقت الذي سيحضر فيه الصحن او الاكل للجالسين او الحاضرين
محمًسة: اي المحموسة المكونة من البصل والصلصة التي توضع فوق الأرز


-The second One: last week, we were (me and one of my friends) sitting and watching some TV news and meanwhile kidding with our third friend who as usual always away with his thoughts ( sar7aan) concentrating on Al-Jazeera beautiful lady that presenting the news. We were teasing him that to concentrate on the news rather than the Lady ( lol). Then we decided to make a poem game in 15 minutes to describe his case and his love to that presenter.

Actually after 13 minutes I came up with following silly poem where the guys got a good laugh



يستحي ويضم باطه... كامن حبه ف طماطه
حبه شاعل من نشاطه...وشاغل كل اللي حاطه
من كل وجهة ومن وساطه....مخيوط له حرز خياطه
هل ياترى يفلت رباطه... ويرجع لنا بعض ارتباطه
يرجع لنا يفرش بساطه...ويرشنا من عطر باطه ( لول)
ونرد نتمناله طماطه...حلوة تخلصنا ببساطه

طبعا المقصود بالطماطة: اي تلك المذيعة الحسناء اللي صاحبنا سرحان فيها
يستحي ويضم باطه : اي من كثر خجل صاحبنا من الموقف جالس جلسة القرفصاء ومغطي ابطه ومركز في التلفاز

شو رايكم؟